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Alabama Current Events |
Here are a couple of stories Deb recently covered at work:
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The Ultimate Prayer Warrior
Most recently, the
forward thinkers of the bible belt responded to the overwhelming
popularity of professional wrestling in their communities. The Spiritual
World Wrestling Federation hold their main events at local churches and
feature matches between the likes of the Ultimate Prayer Warrior and the
Creatures of the Darkness. In a related story, Billy Graham was seen at a
local motor inn "practicing for a no-holds barred body oil match" with
three young female "trainers". The S.W.W.F. has not announced the date of
the upcoming event. I'll be waiting on the edge of my pew. |
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Alabama: Home of Educational Pioneers The Alabama Board of Education finally delivered on their promise to educate the state's youngsters on the perils of in-breeding. Bonnie the Beagle and Carl the Coon demonstrate a myriad of positions that are "direct from the devil" so that the young ones can get a good look at exactly what not to do. The series is available on beta videos and in scratch-n-sniff books . Future episodes will feature Poontang Possum and the controversial Sodomy Snail (a.k.a. "Pokey"). |
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